It’s Never Too Early To Convert Your Dollars Into Kokesh Kash
If you act now, you can turn your $50 into 1 Kokesh, a coin that will replace all other forms of currency once we weak and stupid mortals accept his muscle-bound lunacy as the true path to enlightenment.
The Kokesh for Congress medallion is an ounce of .999 fine silver, struck in brilliant proof-like collector’s grade mirror finish. The obverse features meticulously sculpted original artwork of Kokesh and Lady Liberty sharing the call to a revolution.
You see, Adam believes the federal reserve should be dismantled and replaced by local currencies. Kommander Kokesh is getting a leg up by preempting the inevitable demise of everything you’ve ever known or loved by issuing his own coin before he becomes our overlord.
Sure, it sounds terrifying and insane, but it’s exactly what the founders would have wanted — that is, if the founders spent every morning downing a mountain of human-growth hormone and jerking off to “Patton.”
